It's official!
Egg nog is Grrrrreat! according to blog readers of this blog (the final vote was 17 to 12).
This is good news because it means that Troubletron now HAS TO taste his first sip of egg nog! Tune in later this week for a picture of this pivotal moment.
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I can't drink Egg Nogg straight,but I do enjoy it warmed up a little and splashed with a little of Buttershots. A nice alternative to alcohol would be buying a good quality butter rum flavoring (the kind they use in good cakes). The Egg Nogg with a little butterscotch/butter rum flavor to it really makes a difference. It can be drank cool too.
I believe you need to correct a rather important spelling error. The text says "Egg NOT", which suggested to me that the poll actually decided against the deliciousity of egg nog. Just sayin'.
He will be pleasantly surprised. I remember when I was little I was totally freaked out by egg nog (it's just the name) and then I tried some and became instantly obsessed with its creamy sweetness and goodness.
*anxiously awaits*
I just remembered that this is a man who prefers vanilla shakes over the delicious peppermint shakes at Chick-fil-A. I don't have much hope that the endeavor will be successful.
It should be noted, I think, that REAL egg nog, the kind that actually has eggs in it, is disgusting. The flavor of REAL egg nog and the flavor of the stuff you buy at the store are completely different. Store=delicious.
Yeah, you should all know that there is very LITTLE chance that Troubletron will like it because:
a) he is prejudiced against foods he has never had.
b) he is extra prejudiced against "white, creamy" foods (like mayo, sour cream, cream cheese, ranch dressing, etc)
c) he never likes things the first time. And, I don't know if I can get him to try this thick deliciousness more than once.
d) texture.
e) its GWOSS!!!!
It's gross! Gross, gross, gross!
(PS- on the poll, I think one option should either not both&either...because I think a tree with white and color lights on it is a little much...)
I have not drank over 2 gallons of egg nog this year alone.
Even before I read the comments, I knew that egg nog violates the "white condiments" guidelines. And please, don't argue with me about whether egg nog is a condiment. It is white, that's the point.
Also, where the hell did Sparkletron and Jakie-Wakie get exposed to egg nog? Not in my family. I find it repulsive, except as an opportunity to get likkered up.
plus, Side of Jeffrey, appears to have drank a lot more than two gallons of egg nog this year alone, or, alternatively, he has not taken any English grammar classes outside the State of Idaho. I don't know which.
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