I didn't wear green yesterday, because now that I'm a lawyer, I'm really only allowed to wear black. Maybe gray. But definitely not green. And, anyway, I'm tired of the Irish telling me what I can and cannot do.
Nobody pinched me though--I guess because we're grown-ups now. And, also because that's battery. Lawyers know that.
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Since you are a lawyer you won't be surprised when I sue you for defamation of my Irish character. Wear green, already.
One of my colleagues said something to another one about getting pinched. She responded with, "I've never heard of that; is that a THING?"
I said, "Where did you go to elementary school, the MOON?"
I also did not wear green. I don't really care for St. Patricks day. Everyone claims to be Irish. No one likes the Irish except for this one day.
I wore orange because I am Scottish.
I was wondering why everyone at the zoo was wearing green
i wore two layers of green, even though i totally hate st. patricks day. it's such a jock/douche excuse to drink heavily and act like an asshole. but, i try to keep it festive in the workplace.
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